How I would narrate the Olympics

  • me: he's doing some athletic shit
  • me: and omg look at that butt
  • murderer stabbing me: it's KNIFE to meet you!
  • me: haha dude you're killing me


my thing also is that EVEN IF mike brown was violent towards the cop you are telling me that his police officer was not well trained enough to handle ONE unarmed person without using lethal force. That’s what you are telling me right now.

(Source: blastortoise-chan, via withoutyouicannotbe)